The chairman considers the charms of conveying his life story via the youth-relevant medium of Manga comics
The chairman squeezes his carbon footprint into a tight spandex costume while earwigging on some strangers
The chairman takes a plunge and explores virgin territory, then comes down with a terminal case of delegate fatigue
The chairman discovers why Northern Rock savers are more important than pensioners: they're prettier
Thus begins a sequel in which the chairman reviews a Treasury tape revealing Gor's... I mean the Chancellor's... policies for beleaguered Northern Rock accountholders
Q divison appears to have been helping the Chairman to spy out the darkest secrets of the Northern Rock saga
Rocks aside, the chairman finds a dark and secluded corner in a pub and waxes lyrical on business hypotheses
Needled by the re-branding of a favoured watering hole, the chairman quite loses the thread of the conversation
The chairman stifles an onomatopoeic urge to urch after hearing a 'bubble theory' about the sub-prime chaos
Always a stickler for a bumper, the chairman sits by the river and waits for the bodies of his enemies to float by