Fug on the Tyne

Q divison appears to have been helping the Chairman to spy out the darkest secrets of the Northern Rock saga

"What do you think of Northern Rock?" asked the chairman of the insignificantly sized investment company, SmallBlue Planet, as we enjoyed a few pints of La Manga Styley at The Goldfish Bowl. "Generally, I'm more of a Stones man than a Stone Roses kind of guy," I replied. "But, then again, just how northern are you actually talking? If you're in Lindisfarne territory, I may have to respectfully decline." "What on earth are you talking about?" said the chairman, furrowing a brow. "Northern rock," I replied. "Some of it's okay to listen to but, on the whole, I prefer to cast my musical net a ...