Small Blue Planet

The chairman endeavours to out-Skandia Skandia at Cowes by placing a SmallBlue sticker on a seated pensioner

The chairman reveals his neglect of reading the fine print and a flair for understanding the fine art of haggling

Never one to be overshadowed among Friends, the chairman ponders his endowment and proposes a toast

Depressed over yet another showing in the Spot the Dog charts, the chairman seeks the solace of the bottle

Fresh from his arrival by private jet, a carbon-neutral chairman discusses how many voles it takes to fill the Albert Hall

When aiming for illogicality and confusion, could the FSA think of a better source of advice than the chairman?

The Capricorn kid gets his goat, but the chairman remains starry-eyed about the benefits of financial astrology

MATTHEW LYNN

The chairman ponders whether fit employees boost business while exercising his elbow at the bar

With miserable singleton's piling on debt all over the land, the chairman scents an opportunity