Small Blue Planet

Peering via his Chairmo-Vision surveillance network, the chairman surveys thin spaces between finance and politics

Spurred on by the idea of Charlie Wilson having a war, the chairman wants to know what Lazards and Co are up to

The chairman attends Resolution's annual Burns Night Supper, pondering the best-laid plans of dogs and men ..

Born leaders, peacemakers or the boss of the family. The chairman discusses the subject of 'birth order'

The chairman finds himself suddenly barred from the pub with the not-so-friendly little yellow squares for wallpaper

The chairman bemoans the lack of response to his Take That quiz and the FSA's warning of the advent of mass insolvency

The chairman vents at journalists' tendencies to reproduce misquotes, clearly unwilling to Take That any longer...

The chairman joins in the fun of the bidding war for Northern Rock, revealing SmallBlue as a massive shareholder

The chairman queries the significance of the Gold Standard Awards in light of SmallBlue's performance

The chairman shiftily explains his zero-bonus pool staff strategy vis-à-vis the bonus pool of SmallBlue Holdings