Pointy hat theory

The Capricorn kid gets his goat, but the chairman remains starry-eyed about the benefits of financial astrology

"What have you got there?" I asked the chairman of the insignificantly-sized investment company SmallBlue Planet as I joined him for a few pints of Cubicled Fridge Raider at The Just Plain Wrong Place To Scoff A Half-Inched Lasagne. "I thought the Financial Times was your newspaper of choice." "Its size does help to cover up a variety of reading matter," he replied, shiftily slipping the tabloid he had been reading inside the larger pages of the FT. "However, on the down side, it doesn't go in for daily horoscopes." "Is that important?" I asked. "Is that important?" exclaimed the chairman....