Small Blue Planet

The chairman negates the pension crisis by delivering a plethora of headline puns for the discerning journalist

The chairman ruminates on the changes of the modern world… and pickles his liver in limoncello

The Chairman enjoys making ridiculous suggestions to PR ladies...as to topics for tangentially obscure surveys

The chairman boots up his ZX Spectrum and ensures his staff can still make their sandwiches and a cup of coffee

The chairman considers the possibility of cloning the industry's star fund managers

Initial exhilaration over the future of the Murray VCTs rapidly morphs into the chairman losing the will to live

The Chairman's plans for world domination and time travel are side-stepped with some incredible industry statistics

The chairman has the last laugh after a run-in with Meddling Partners

This week the chairman's attention is grabbed by talk of a house of ill repute

There appeared to be more Bonham Carters flying around West London last week than pink birds of paradise