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The chairman negates the pension crisis by delivering a plethora of headline puns for the discerning journalist

"This pensions crisis is becoming something of a concern, wouldn't you agree?" muttered the chairman of the insignificantly-sized investment company SmallBluePlanet, a little surprisingly, as we dropped by The Front Page Strip for a few pints of Resignation Matter or Commercial Imperative - we hadn't quite made up our minds yet as to which. "I'm a little surprised to hear you say that," I replied. "Partly because it's the first time in years you appear to be taking a genuine financial services issue seriously and partly because I'd rather gained the impression that perhaps things aren't as...