Small Blue Planet

The Chairman rings in new levels of stress that not even a chocolate biccie would alleviate

The chairman tells the one about the journalist, the iPod and the Adam Smith Institute

The chairman congratulates Gordy on his mischievous sense of humour and his inspired practical joke - Sipps

Questions are raised as to why SmallBlue didn't offer its own homogeneously bland reaction to the Turner Report

The chairman turns to OK! magazine in an attempt to attract new investors

Despite seeing most of his employees walk, the chairman is more concerned with treating customers fairly

The chairman produces 'Scary Movie IV: we know where you live', while trying to shift some dodgy baby food

The chairman feels the IMA dinner's lax dress code is all down to Gordon Brown, as are the rest of the world's ills

Talk turns to Halloween as the chairman glosses over the small matter of the dwarf and the female escorts

The chairman tempts a fund manager out of self-imposed exile with the assistance of his psychic, Madame Zaza