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This week the chairman's attention is grabbed by talk of a house of ill repute

"Is it me or do all the fund managers caricatured in the latest set of M&G ads always look hungover?" remarked the chairman of the insignificantly-sized investment company SmallBlue Planet as we sunk a few pints of Bolton's Anointed at The Curious Offshore Move. "And while we're asking questions, do you think Graham Kitchen was always destined to work with Andrew Formica?" "Yes and almost certainly," I replied. "Now, tell me, what do you think of Artemis?" "I think it's a great idea and I only wish I'd though of it first," came the slightly surprising reply. "I'm slightly surprised by your...