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The chairman turns to OK! magazine in an attempt to attract new investors

"I do wish you would stop whining on and on about Ian Sayers winning the Outstanding Achievement gong at this year Investment Trust Awards," I said to the chairman of the insignificantly-sized investment company SmallBlue Planet as we sampled a pint or two of Old Mother Geffen's Incentive Plan at The Negative Bonus. "I wouldn't mind if you were doing it because you genuinely believe he shouldn't have won, but you know very well you're only sore that your support for arbitrageur Sharkey Partners rather than the AITC's deputy director general cost you the sweepstake." "But it's an outrage," ...