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Suffering from the post-no award blues, the Chairman is encouraged to seek enlightenment in matters spiritual

"Will we be taking a more mature approach this year following our failure once again to impress the Goldmine Money shortlist judges with our hugely amusing yet insightful meetings?" asked the chairman of the insignificantly-sized investment company SmallBlue Planet. "After all, as I believe I've said before on more than one occasion, awards are simply fantastic when you win and very much not so when you do not." "Couldn't agree more," I replied as I thrust another pin into an awards-judge-shaped voodoo doll and took a sip from my pint of Benighted Panel at The They Wouldn't Know A Decent C...

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