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The Daily Telegraph's columnist Jeff Randall did his best to lighten the gloom around the financial ...

The Daily Telegraph's columnist Jeff Randall did his best to lighten the gloom around the financial world just before Christmas with 10 tongue in cheek indicators of when we might have reached the bottom. These included some of the following: 1 Investment bankers' children stop lyingabout what Daddy does. 2 Chocolate biscuits are again acceptable at directors' meetings. 6 A celebrity chef is paid to endorse McDonald's. 7 The number of houses being repossessed in a year is greater than the number being built. 8 Royal Ascot accepts sponsors for its races. and 10 Gordon Brown s...

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