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The chairman bandies about yet another 'brilliant' idea but it all sounds rather familiar...

"I've had the most brilliant idea," exclaimed the chairman of the insignificantly-sized investment group SmallBluePlanet as we enjoyed a pint or two of Callaghan's Smallprint at The Tug of Love. Now, the number of times the chairman says these words and the number of brilliant ideas the chairman has actually had aren't exactly close but one has to believe in the law of averages. I nodded encouragingly. "Well," continued the chairman breathlessly. "You know how we're heading towards this sporting occasion so mystical it has the power to persuade even the most sane of adults to drape themsel...

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