The chairman decides against the 'balaclava and wire cutters look' for this year's awards season
"So where did you get to at the Albert Hall?" asked the chairman of the insignificantly-sized investment group SmallBluePlanet as we enjoyed a final few pints of Itzkummy Gnome at The End Of A Poor Running Joke. "I thought you were supposed to be something of a fixture at these Investment Week awards thingies but I couldn't find you anywhere. And I must have looked for a good ten minutes." "I'm deeply touched," I lied. "Although I may well have been more touched - if such an enhanced state of bliss were possible - had SmallBluePlanet or indeed any other member of Her Majesty's financial se...
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