Hammy Christmas

With the festive season upon us, the chairman makes way for an ode to Adair, the giant hampster

Adair, the giant hamster was a very obese pet and if you ever saw him you would take him to a vet … Of course you'd need, at the very least, a wheelbarrow or preferably a small forklift truck because, as you may or may not remember from a month or two back, Adair the hamster is the beloved but freakishly large pet of little Nicky, the granddaughter of the chairman of the insignificantly-sized investment company SmallBlue Planet. Come to think of it, that might not be totally accurate in terms of ownership because, the last time we encountered Adair, having prised apart the bars of his ...