I was going to do a spoof of WikiLeaks this week, after a series of more astounding revelations Americans are not big fans of the French or Italian leaders.

There are two expressions that severely hack me off at the moment. One is ‘we're all in this together'; the other is ‘it's all about ownership of clients'.

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So Roger Guy is ‘retiring' from day-to-day fund management and CIO Dominic Rossi is off, barely five minutes after it seems he started.

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